Teresa Noreen Featured in Lowrider Magazine


December 30, 2009

Teresa Noreen Featured in Lowrider Magazine

With an Exclusive Behind The Scenes Video


Lowrider Magazine goes POSTAL! Teresa Noreen, Running With Scissors' gorgeous POSTAL Babe recently graced the pages of Lowrider Magazine. She also filmed an exclusive behind the scenes video of the photoshoot.

Man vs Food in Tucson at Lindy's, Mi Nidito and El Guero Canelo


December 12, 2009

Man vs Food in Tucson

At Lindy's, Mi Nidito and El Guero Canelo


This week the Travel Channel's hit television show Man vs Food was featured in Running With Scissors' home town Tucson Arizona showcasing restaurants Mi Nidito, El Guero Canelo and Lindy's famous 12 patty burger!

The Chrysalid Forebodings


October 31, 2009

The Chrysalid Forebodings

A Horror Short Film by Tim Wambolt


From first time director Tim Wambolt comes the story of an investigator embarking on a nightmarish journey to find proof of paranormal activity. During his research a haunting premonition causes him to discover magic the hard way.

The End of Uwe Boll?


October 14, 2009

The End of Uwe Boll?

The Razzie Winner Has Finally Been Destoyed


Thanks a lot "Razzie Assholes" because of you nominating Uwe Boll for worst director, you have destroyed his life, forcing him to move away to Darfur in Sudan. "Go back to your fucking stupid Starbucks in West Hollywood you pricks!"

G4 X-Play's Top 4 Ridiculous Game Controversies


October 4, 2009

G4 X-Play's Top 4 Ridiculous Game Controversies

Featuring POSTAL 2's Infamous Cat Silencer


It wasn't the ability to run and throw scissors at Gary Coleman, it wasn't the elephant torture or that fact that you could shove sledge hammers up a cow's ass. It was the cat silencers that caused all the controversy.

POSTAL Mobile Trailer


September 3, 2009

POSTAL Mobile Trailer

Exclusive Prievew of GlobalFun's gorefest!


Take control of the POSTAL Dude as he ventures his way through streets, ghettos, malls and stores filled with gang members, thugs, hijackers, crooked cops and more! Will you survive the splatterfest? Will you go POSTAL?

Sexy Holly Eglington Featured in Music Video


August 25, 2009

Holly Eglington Featured in Music Video

"Sugar Cane" by Joey Stylez


Sexy POSTAL Babe Holly Eglington and star of the POSTAL movie has a cameo in the "Sugar Cane" music video by Joey Stylez. The video features Holly crawling on her hands and knees and kissing another girl.
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