PRE-ORDER POSTAL 3 NOW!


December 9, 2011

Warning: POSTAL III Coming For Christmas

RWS Unrated Stocking Stuffer Is Ready To Order Now


Tucson, AZ: “POSTAL III, the outrageous third installment in the legendary POSTAL is finally coming to town” said Vince Desi, scary mall Santa and RWS CEO.

The 10 Biggest Violent Video-Game Controversies


June 30, 2011

CNN Goes POSTAL!

The 10 Biggest Violent Video-Game Controversies


CNN: "In light of this week's Supreme Court rulings regarding violent video games, here's a look at 10 video games that sparked controversy with their violent content - and what it was that made them so polarizing."

POSTAL Dog Star Champ Passes Away Like A Boss After Life of Pure Awesome


May 25, 2011

POSTAL Dog Star Champ

Passes Away Like A Boss After Life of Pure Awesome


Champ, the notorious RWS pit bull of POSTAL franchise fame, departed this world barking and defiant Monday after an eight-month battle with cancer. But as some famous guy didn't quite declare, we've come to praise Champ, not to bury him.

Will Osama Still Be in POSTAL 3?


May 06, 2011

Will Osama still be in POSTAL 3?

Running With Scissors gives an official answer!


The reports of Osama Bin Laden’s death have been greatly exaggerated? Some have been asking what impact Osama Bin Laden’s death will have on POSTAL III. The answer is simple: have YOU seen the body? We have!

Snatch and First Person Pissing Becomes Innovative?


March 30, 2011

You're Welcome!

Snatch and First Person Pissing Becomes Innovative?


In response to fan inquiries about recent high profile game releases with featuring unique POSTAL play mechanics (such as player controlled FPS pissing and "Snatch", a multiplayer variant of CTF involving strippers instead of flags)

POSTAL Audio book and ebook available now for purchase!


March 20, 2011

POSTAL Audio book and ebook

By Jonathan Lowe available now for purchase!


POSTAL, the audiobook and ebook are available now. The audiobook won an Earphones award, read by the late Frank Muller (who was Stephen King's favorite reader.) The ebook version is available from ereader.com in PDF and other formats.

Australia's attorneys-general have been given an ultimatum Regarding R18+ video games


March 6, 2011

Australia's attorneys-general given ultimatum

Regarding R18+ video games.


Australia's Federal Government is giving the states and territories until July to agree to a new R18+ classification for video games. Now the only developed country without such a video game rating — had become a laughing stock.

Direct 2 Drive Now Carries POSTAL 1, POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse Weekend


February 6, 2011

Direct 2 Drive Goes POSTAL

POSTAL 1, POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse Weekend Now Available!


The popular video game website direct2drive.com is helping out the little guy by making POSTAL 1, POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse Weekend available fro download at unbeatable prices that are borderline piracy! Sail on over now!
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