October 4, 2010

Hockey Season Begins

An Article by Mike Jaret

It’s that time of year again, baseball season moves into the playoffs and hockey season begins. Yes I know, most people give a shit that football is back on, but I honestly don’t give a rat’s ass about football.

July 14, 2010

R.I.P. George Steinbrenner

The Boss Passes Away

"George Steinbrenner is gone....whether you loved him or hated him, he brought a lot to the game of baseball and sports in general. He will be missed by many, and thank god he got one more ring before he passed!"

November 20, 2009

Yankees For The Win!

Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret!

For Christ's fucking sake... the Yankees have finally won the World Series again! I know that it has only been nine years since the Yank's last World Series victory but it has been a LONG FUCKING NINE YEARS!!

November 05, 2009

Krotchy Rides in Yankees Parade

And Wins A Battle Rap Against Jay-Z

And rapper Jay-Z cried in defeat as Krotchy and his fellow New York Yankees, the winners of the World Series, took a stroll down the "Canyon of Heroes" in a ticker tape parade celebration for winning baseball's most coveted prize!

November 04, 2009

Yankees Win The World Series

Thanks To Krotchy the Good Luck Charm

Our first Krotchy doll prototype turned out to be a good luck charm for us Yankee fans at Running With Scissors. The Yankees beat the Phillies 4 to 2, with the MVP title awarded to Hideki Matsui. Thanks Krotchy!

October 27, 2009

Umpiring Baseball

Blown Calls by Mike Jaret

Personally I have umpired baseball for around 12 years of my life. I mostly did little league baseball and a little bit of highschool and above. For a little while I actually umpired some minor league professional spring training baseball...

October 18, 2009

R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano, Former Wrestler

(He and Tony Altimore made up the first ever mafioso tag team)

(-- The Sicilians -- in the 60s), manager of champions (the Valiant Brothers, Wild Samoans, Blackjacks and the Masked Executioners, who were Killer Kowalski and Big John Studd) died recently at the age of 76.

September 15, 2009

Versus is for Rednecks

Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret

Hello friends, my anger today is squarely directed towards the good people of Comcast Cable. In an effort to boost their own profits it appears that Comcast has raised the rates for the network, Versus, that they own.