May 31, 2009

Sidney Crosby is a Whiny Pussy

Mike Jaret Explains Why

Who is he? Why is he so good at hockey? Why is he such a whiny pussy!? Not all of these questions will be answered here, (except the last one) Sidney Crosby is one of the whiniest pussies I've ever seen play the game of ice hockey!

Yes hes in the Stanley Cup Finals and yes hes on a team filled with decent players and YES hes the captain. My quarrel is the man himself, the pussy behind the half shield. Wat kind of asshole complains to the referees when the fans will not stop throwing hats on the ice after you scored a hat trick? Sidney Crosby is that kind of asshole. Who fucking cares that there was 15 seconds left in the game and they were trailing by another goal. He had accomplished something most players have never and will never accomplish! +1

Sydney Crosby is NOT the 2nd coming of Wayne Gretzky. Sure hes nifty with his dick holders, and sure he can skate around the competition and MAYBE he can hit a little harder then number 99. BUT, gretzky wasnt a whiny pussy. Can i back this claim up? NO.....but i dont care this is my article. Just watch this video



See...he's a pussy! Plus, the music at the end does Ovechkin all the justice in the world. Hes a much better player, much more physical and rules the ice....but his team blows!

Thanks for reading!

My next article will be about Syndeys faggotry teamate Evgani Malkin and his pussyfooting. Watch video to see this pussy in action...



And here is a badass hockey fight!