December 14, 2009

My Monster (Review)

Tim Wambolt Reviews Ronny Carlsson's Latest Mind Fuck

Ronny Carlsson of Film Bizarro (www.filmbizarro.com), has a new film out called, "My Monster", the continuation of Ronny's debut short film "Video Geisteskrank", but I promised Ronny that I wouldn't give anything away...

And it's better that I don't give anything away just yet because I believe that everybody will probably get something different out of this film, interpreting it in their own way. But I just have to say that he did a great job and it is very apparent that he is a born filmmaker. The underground is alive and unique! Props to the talented and tolerant lead actress, Amelie Malmberg and producer and critic Preston Carnell for his sharp eye for detail. I was really impressed by Ronny's editing and the all of the beautiful cinematography, the psychotic music (courtesy of Porcelain magGot), and all of the symbolic metaphors throughout, (many of which I can not understand and do not know if I am supposed to understand). The film is also full of August Underground homage, slasher movie suspense and gruesome gore, (some of which I am credited for, yay!) And holy shit is this movie ever a mind fuck!

It felt like some naked guy came running up to me with his nutsack bouncing off his thighs and then he thrusted his cock in through my ear and busted a nut all over my brains. And then another butt-naked guy dropped out of the sky ass first, swallowing my entire head inside of his butthole like a venus fly trap, leaving a trail of green shit in my hair as he slides down the side of head. And then suddenly, the first guy's cock comes out of my other ear and catches this second naked guy in the butthole, hanging him from his penis like a jacket on a coat rack as he then begins penetrating the danger zone, thus mixing the green shit with the white cum until it all looks like guacamole. (The first guy is black by the way, that is why his cock is big enough to go all the way through my head and into the second guy's asshole.) In fact, (wait, why the fuck am I hungry for guacamole now?) Anyways, in fact, not to be racist but let's just say for the sake of argument that the second guy is black too, that way this fuck-sandwich can become some kind of metaphoric Oreo cookie, with the two black ass, naked gay guys that are buttfucking each other representing the chocolate outside, and all the cum in the inside and the outside of my head can act as the white filling in the center. That's how big of a mind fuck this movie was!

I apologize to Ronny if I have given away too much already and I apologize to anyone who's dick ends up going limp while having sex with their girlfriend as a result of picturing two sweaty ass, butthole-naked homosexual, black men fucking my head.

But actually now that I think about it, "mind fuck" is an understatement, it goes beyond that, so to better understand the sexual metaphor you must also picture another naked black guy pulling his asscheeks apart to reveal the pink goatse center of his stretched out anus while he is sharting.
Think about it!

Great job Ronny!

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