Holiday 2009      -       Official Running With Scissors Newsletter           -          Archives
s that the smell of Christmas in the air -- or just some especially pungent 'dro? Whatever, it's been an incredible year and the RWS Christmas tree is almost obscured by all the goodies collected beneath it. The Big News in our Holiday Issue of Prime Cuts, however, is the long-awaited arrival of the Krotchy Doll (he's the POSTAL Family Jewels in huggable plush form) in time for Xmas; the return of uber-Playmate Jennifer Walcott to take Postal Babery to the next level for the second time and, best of all, in the spirit of the season, RWS is EXTENDING its Cyber Monday super-sale right through the end of 2009!
You heard correctly; in the biggest holiday sale in RWS history, all POSTAL software is being discounted at 50% while items such as mens' shirts and metal RWS signs are 1/3 off. Everything is going for prices that would give Scrooge a stroke. And then there's that matter of the Krotchy Dolls; they honestly came out better than we hoped and are MUCH nicer than the dolls seen in the Uwe Boll "Postal" movie. And speaking of dolls that appeared in that esteemed film, actress Lorielle New, who played "Star", recently donned the iconic Princess Leia slave girl suit to excellent effect. Check it out below. CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!

LETTER FROM VINCE
My Holiday Greetings letter is always the most difficult to write. I’m a grateful person by nature; industrious and loyal, just not pure in thought and deed. So I’m human. This year, however, I feel compelled to utter two wishes... Read More
KROTCHY DOLLS
The dolls with balls! This Holiday give the gift of a package!
POSTAL 3 Tours The World
POSTAL 3 demo on display at IgroMir and Tucson Comic Con
POSTAL 2 IN GAMEPRO
Gamepro Magazine counts down the top 6 goriest headshots
INFOMERCIAL PRODUCTS
That You Secretly Wanna Inflict on Your Family and Friends
YANKEES WON BITCHES!
Suck a cock Peter Abraham you fucking dickhole french kisser!
CASA VASCA
In Newark NJ, a Restaurant Review by Vince Desi
POSTAL 3 INTERVIEW
Critical Gamer talks POSTAL with Vince Desi and Steve Wik
POSTAL SLAVE LEIA
POSTAL Babe Lorielle New strips down nearly naked for Halloween.
MY MONSTER
Tim Wambolt reviews one major mind fuck of a movie!
GREETINGS FROM CHAMP
Champs wishes a Happy New Year to all of his animal friends!
HANGER
One of the most disgusting and offensive movies ever made.
HOLIDAY SALES!
Check out the great deals on the Running With Scissors store!