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August 2009 - Official Running With Scissors Newsletter - Archives

s we head into the so-called "Dog Days" of summer, even Champ is looking forward to a bracing autumn. And just to make sure that you guys aren't nodding off on us, we've got an especially tasty poo-poo platter of content from the hard working crew at Running With Scissors. This issue of Prime Cuts offers Vince Desi's restaurant reviews as well as his thoughts on health care in America; nine priceless tips on tippling in dive bars by Joe C; Tim's Top 10 cinematography films; my own ruminations on Penn & Teller's "Bullshit" and that guiltiest of guilty pleasures, "Bridezillas". Finally, just when your lids are starting to feel heavy as the warm weather induces drowsiness, we've got something that should wake up the dead -- Gary Coleman performing Michael Jackson's "Thriller"! You can't ask for more but there's more anyway, so as the loose joint salesmen in Washington Square Park say: "Check it out!" The Cuts here are guaranteed Prime...
LETTER FROM VINCE
When Senators Kennedy and Dodd go to the same clinic as I do, then I will start to listen to them, but until then I will gladly pay for my own health care, thank you.
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HUGE NEW RWS STORE
Finally! Running With Scissors launches one big megastore!
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GARY COLEMAN'S THRILLER
Gary Coleman performs Michael Jackson's classic horror musical
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DAVID ORTIZ ON STEROIDS
Zitro, Zero or Hero? by Mike Jaret
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RUN! BRIDEZILLA COMING!!
Just when you thought it was safe to return to Monster Island...
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ADVICE ABOUT DIVE BARS
Nine Priceless Tips From Joe Cerniglia
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GO GO ACKMAN 3
Possibly the most disturbing video game ever made
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TOP 10 MOST VIOLENT GAMES
Askmen.com counts down the goriest games of all time
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WHEN BS SMELLS BEST
Penn and Teller put Jack Thompson in his place
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CINEMATOGRAPHY FILMS
Tim Wambolt counts down his list of the top ten best
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VERO AMORE PIZZA REVIEW
"The only thing Italian about this place was me when I was in it"
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BESIEGED IS NOW AVAILABLE
Awesome new video game for the iPhone and iPod Touch
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PIZZERIA VIVACE
"The place: Great atmosphere, but I do not eat furniture"
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FACES OF DEATH VIDEOS
A video overview of the notorious film series
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AUGUST UNDERGROUND'S MORDUM
Celebrate August with some snuff
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