April/May 2010      -       Official Running With Scissors Newsletter           -          Archives
e've done Cinco de Mayo (papers, please, this comes from Arizona, pal), caught a wicked case of Spring Fever (the antibiotic drip got mixed up with my catheter, unfortunately, so I'm mostly full of piss and vinegar) and now it's time for Spring Cleaning. We've got a bonanza of cool material online for our flourishing Spring Edition of Prime Cuts including Vince's traditional Letter of Welcome and a look at some of his fine dining commentary.
We are also proud to announce that our participation in TV's Adult Swim video marathon helped raise over $1,100 for cancer research while, in other public service news, the fight goes on to un-ban POSTAL 2 in New Zealand.
In other publications, there's a new RWS interview up at Gamers Daily News and Front Magazine has seen fit to dub P2 as one of the Goriest Games in gory game history. For comic book fans, "Wicked" Steve Wik has the 411 on Todd McFarlane's new "Haunt" comic book and for boob tube junkies, I have a piece up on the history of American sitcoms with a special look at a new favorite, "Modern Family."
As usual the fans are doing their bit, following in the footsteps of our own sicko videos (check out the "Bounty Hunter" skit on the RunningWithScissors.com front page) with a PBabe fan video. And speaking of Postal Babes, the PBabe Mobile game is now on Android!
We've also got a new toy, a Krotchy Action Figure from the cult icon Crux Picayune. Crux has already created a pair of POSTAL Dude figures from both the game and the film and he's now moved on to our favorite anthropomorphic ballsack as well as figures of Vince and Champ!
Meanwhile, our artist supreme Joe the Pro has created a new shirt ("Sleuth") which can be viewed at our site or at DesignsByHumans.com. And what, after all, would an installment of PC be without a brand new POSTAL III Preview?
It's all here and more – with enough POSTAL constant to keep all your springs so tightly wound you may find yourself rolling downstairs like a Slinky. So keep reading and enjoy – as always when you feast on Prime Cuts, the best serving is always the next!

LETTER FROM VINCE
Spring is in the air and the pollen is making me sick, but I’m thankful to be alive to be sick, but I’m tired of the ever continuing sickness that spreads around the world. Always remember you can’t be sick if you're not alive. Better sick than dead.
POSTAL 3 INTERVIEW
Gamers Daily News reveals the latest POSTAL 3 information
THE BOUNTY HUNTER
The latest POSTAL Sketch Comedy video for Krotchy Dolls
HAUNT COMICBOOKS
The latest "Stuff That Doesn't Suck" article by Steve Wik
ADULT SWIM MARATHON
Our POSTAL Sketch Comedy videos are helping to fund cancer research
SITCOM FAMILY VALUES
A new television article by Bill "The
Game Doctor" Kunkel
ANDROID GOES POSTAL
POSTAL Babes Mobile is available now for the Android
HELP UN-BAN POSTAL
Join Phil Janssen's campaign to un-ban POSTAL in New Zealand
KROTCHY ACTION FIGURE
Antoher cool new action figure from POSTAL fan Crux Picayune
POSTAL IN FRONT MAGAZINE
POSTAL Featured in Front magazine's goriest games article
SLEUTH T-SHIRT
An awesome new shirt by POSTAL 3 artist Joe Cerniglia
FONDABORICUA
A New York Puerto Rican restaurant review by Vince Desi
RANDY JONES NEWS
Randy Jones invites you to his new Broadway play and after party