April/May 2009 s fans of astrology are well aware, May begins the reign of Gemini, the twins -- and to celebrate that occasion, this installment of PRIME CUTS features not only the usual (and unusual) menu items, but TWO (count 'em!) delightfully delicious Postal Babes! We've also got news on what some previous Postal Babes are up to as well as the latest honor to be bestowed upon the POSTAL franchise. Then there's Vince Desi, our very own Fine Dining Critic and oh so much more. All right then, diners, we hope you have a hearty appetite because these PRIME CUTS are filling!
	CANDY AND ROXY POSTAL Babe Roxy deals prime cuts to customers at a local deli. And Candy, is as sweet as her name.	LETTER FROM VINCE Teabagging used to be dropping balls on a chick's face not hippies parading around like masturbators
	THE GENERAL FORUM IS BACK Its back! Come join all the insanity! Register now for your chance to win a free POSTAL T-Shirt!	STUFF THAT DOESN'T SUCK Steve Wik illuminates the greasy polyps of PURE AWESOME for your edification.
	SALAD FOR CARNIVORES I’ve been a meat dog my whole life, however, I love finding healthy foods that still get me excited.	CHAMP WINS LEGAL DOGFIGHT The most famous dog in video gaming, POSTAL's Champ, has recently found himself on the dark side of celebrity.
	RWS AT THE TEABAG PARTY No company that created Krotchy, the Sentient Ballsack, could afford to miss a mass-teabagging	MIKE J IS NOW ON TWITTER "Poop in a cup? Or poop in a pan?" "El Charro Nachos at the ball game make my bumbum go boom!"
	MOST CONTROVERSIAL GAMES A dozen years later and POSTAL still makes Yahoo's "10 Most Controversial Games" piece	BELINDA THE BACON BABE Meanwhile, Jackie Tohn is back from "American Idol" and her work on stage to show off her pipes.
	POSTAL JOINS GOG LIBRARY The DRM-free digital distribution movement that had a significant impact on the software industry.	RUNNING WITH FEEDBACK We were surprised at how many of you didn’t realize that Champ was just as real as Gary Coleman and Uwe Boll.