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OSTAL 3-D (Laid)? I'm sorry, does it seem like we've been hyping POSTAL III an awfully long time? Are you feeling a little cockblocked, a trifle frustrated? Do you want your P3 and you want it NOW?
You know what? We understand. And you will get your dose of next-gen POSTAL just as soon as the vaccine is ready, okay? No song and dance; companies a lot bigger than Running With Scissors have learned that launching a major game -- especially when it's your primary property -- in the current environment can be tough sledding. But we're still standing and to prove that the P Dude and company are moving forward through the developmental pipeline, we have an interview with Lars Tobias as well as a link to a chat-up on Games, Gold and Glory and a P3 preview on Hooked Gamers.
Okay? Still friends? Good, because this installment of Prime Cuts also offers some great fare starring our latest breakout character. That's right, those Krotchy Dolls aren't going to sell themselves (well, actually, we tried pimping them but Tucson wasn't ready to make it with an anthropomorphic testicle pouch) and even the most frustrated fans love our Krotchy videos.
We've also got a muy caliente Postal Babe; POSTAL Tic-Tac-Toe; a trio of Vince's Restaurant Reviews and a look at Joe "The Pro" Cerniglia's awesome new Medusa t-shirt design. So belly up to the bar, gamers, and enjoy a serving of RWS Prime Cuts. And if you need to, wash it down with a boilermaker.

LETTER FROM VINCE
Please write to Microsoft and your favorite game publishers, game magazines and sites and tell them you want POSTAL III on the Xbox 360. No bull, just the facts -- we need your help to convince the parties in power that POSTAL III deserves to be on console!
POSTAL 3 PREVIEW
Hooked Gamers reveals the latest POSTAL 3 information
KROTCHY COMMERCIALS
A bunch of stupid, random videos featuring Krotchy Dolls
GAMES, GOLD & GLORY
An exclusive interview with Vince Desi about POSTAL 3
KROTCHY AD CAMPAIGN
Ballsy Krotchy ads that are borderline pornography
POSTAL 3 INTERVIEW
Exclusive interview conducted by POSTAL fan Lars Tobias
POSTAL TIC TAC TOE
An addicting POSTAL Flash game created by Shane Corning
BOCCA REVIEW
Caligula would have hung the owners by their balls with their dicks in their mouths!
SHOOT 1UP RELEASED
The latest Nathan Fouts classic is available now
VERO AMORE
Vero Amore redeems itself, becoming one of Vince's favorites
MEDUSA SHIRT
A badass new shirt by POSTAL 3 artist Joe Cerniglia
SOFRITO
A Puerto Rican Restaurant and Ass Review by Vince Desi
WRAITH SHIRT
Yet another badass new shirt by POSTAL 3 artist Joe Cerniglia!