Sadly, the ever-popular "Santa Patch" is no longer
available due to technical support issues.
POSTAL Patch for PC (retail version only)
This patch is for the US and European retail editions
of the original Postal for PC platform only.
DO NOT install this patch if you have installed
Special Delivery or Postal Plus. Those editions already
have the patch built-in.
This patch fixes problems for people with no sound
card installed or if you get errors saying your soundcard does
not support 16-bit sound. It also adds joystick support. (Note:
Although Postal supports many types of joysticks, analog joysticks
are not recommended due to the type of game play.)
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POSTAL Patch for Mac (retail version only)
The Patch below is for the Mac release only and
fixes a bug in the game editor.
This patch enables you to use the TAB key with a
number key in place of the Function Keys. For example, instead
of pressing F1, you now can press TAB and 1.
NOTE TO EUROPEAN MAC USERS: If you have the
European version of Postal, you must also rename the PostalUK.INI,
PostalFr.INI, PostalGr.INI, etc. to Postal.INI This file
can be found in the folder where you installed Postal.
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EURO-VIOLENCE PATCH (RETAIL ONLY)
This patch is for the various violence-neutered
European retail editions of the original Postal.
It will not work with the demo version or any newer
versions of the game.
This is for PC platform only. European MAC users
should download the standard MAC PATCH
which has the violence restoration patch built in.
NOTE: Be sure to run this patch BEFORE running
the RETAIL PATCH FOR PC!
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