September 25, 2003

POSTAL 2: Shares The Pain with Multiplayer

RWS shares the love with the POSTAL BABES in new "SNATCH" feature

Videogame developer Running With Scissors takes the concept of multiplayer to disturbing depths never before explored outside of politics or the priesthood with POSTAL 2: Share The Pain MULTIPLAYER Edition.

Vince Desi, Running With Scissors' manic madman, boasted, "We're coming off of the most successful beta testing since the Romans discovered that lions liked the taste of Christians!"

In addition to an improved single-player version of POSTAL 2, the Multiplayer mayhem includes (but is by no means limited to):

* Gun-Wielding Gary Colemans vs. "The Man" - a litany of pale-faced oppressors!
* Hasidic Jews vs. Towel-Head Terrorist Tent-Dwellers!
* The exclusive premier of RWS's wild Capture The Flag "spin-off" SNATCH featuring the fabulous POSTAL BABES in all their T&A glory!

"We thought we were going to have to institutionalize the beta testers after they finished doing their thing," stated an almost concerned Fred Heslop, President of Whiptail Interactive, the publisher in bed with Running With Scissors.

Gary Coleman, gubernatorial candidate and Guest Star of POSTAL 2, had this to say, "After kickin' political butt all day, I can't wait to go home and relieve myself kickin' the collective butts of my fans and future constituents in some Multiplayer SNATCH. Try terminatin' this, be-yotch!"

Currently sitting atop the notorious franchise's seven-year history of making the most outrageous videogames in the world, POSTAL 2 Multiplayer is the latest offering from Running With Scissors and will be available as a free download to those who have already purchased POSTAL 2.