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POSTAL 3 Approved by POSTAL fan Stone Cold and his dog Maggie


December 24, 2011

POSTAL 3 Approved

By POSTAL fan Stone Cold and his dog Maggie


Maggie Approves of Postal 3 and she gives it a big paws up! She especially likes it when the Postal Dude throws the cats around! It's a really good fun, I'm really enjoying it mate!"
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POSTAL Dog Star Champ Passes Away Like A Boss After Life of Pure Awesome


May 25, 2011

POSTAL Dog Star Champ

Passes Away Like A Boss After Life of Pure Awesome


Champ, the notorious RWS pit bull of POSTAL franchise fame, departed this world barking and defiant Monday after an eight-month battle with cancer. But as some famous guy didn't quite declare, we've come to praise Champ, not to bury him.

Marie Atake Archie Story


December 20, 2010

Archie's Story

By Marie Atake of Forte Animal Rescue


I was at the pound for a night meeting of a city committee I was appointed to. During a short break, I walked through a kennel aisle. It was dark and quiet because the pound was already closed to the public, and nobody was around.

Rest in Peace Lucy


February 10, 2010

Rest in Peace Lucy

Mike From EerieTube.com Loses a Friend


"Hey guys, it's Mike from eerieTube.com. I found this malnourished, flea infested mut abandoned in Griffith Park in L.A. She was on death's door but after months of treatment and lots of love "Lucy" was nursed back to health.

Happy New Year From Champ!


December 1, 2009

Happy New Year From Champ

Seasons Greetings To All of His Animal Friends


Yesterday, Running With Scissors pet and mascot Champ underwent surgery for an excision of a tumor/cyst on his chest. He was operated on by Dr. Erin O’Donnell, DVM, at the Northwest Pet Clinic in Tucson, Arizona.

Pedobear goes POSTAL


August 18, 2009

Pedobear goes POSTAL

An Overview of San Japan by Chris Holm


"I cosplayed as the Pedo-bear (internet pedophile meme mascot) and I couldn't walk five steps without someone hugging/taking pictures/touching me. I swear every 2 minutes someone would scream, "Pedo-bear!" and I would turn and wave."

R.I.P. Mazzie


June 15, 2009

Words of Condolences from Vince Desi

For Thomas "POSTAL Dude Action Figure Creator" Mickleborough's Dog Mazzie


"Over my 56 years I have lost many people, and only one pet thank god, but here is what works for me….I’ve always felt that as long as someone is alive who knew the deceased then that person or animal is still alive.

HUGE 40-family Yard Sale to help animals!


June 12, 2009

HUGE 40-family Yard Sale to Help Animals

Forte Animal Rescue is holding a Yard Sale tomorrow, Saturday, the 13th!


Huge selection of items in GOOD CONDITION that have been donated by over 40 families! 100% of money from the sales goes directly to the care of the animals because Forte Animal Rescue is an all-volunteer nonprofit organization
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