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Name: Mike (FOOmanJEW) Jaret
Position: There’s always a position open….under my desk, POSTAL 3 product manager….
Quote: "I don’t need none of ya tight ass country club ya freak bitch!”
Past Credits: I have a 4 guage piercing in my genitals….
Hobbies: ....Hockey, Bowling, Baseball, and a little ATM (A$$ to mouth) never hurt noone!
Favorite Music: Unearth, Norma Jean, Killswith Engage, TOOL, As I Lay Dying, Lamb of God.
Favorite Movies: Anything with boobs and bush…its ok if it has a little man ass or dongs…im comfortable with it too!
Favorite Video Games: Counterstrike, Bioshock
Shout Outs: ISRAEL 4 LIFE MOTHA FUCKA!! LECHAYEM!

Email: mikej@runningwithscissors.com
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/mikejaret
Blog: http://blog.mikejaret.com
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/mikejaret


Im also in a band…check us out here http://www.myspace.com/wrytheband

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