Stalking Krotchy - Krotchy Doll Commercial
February 20, 2010
Stalking Krotchy
A Krotchy Doll Commercial
A sad story of one man's desperate obsession with Krotchy that goes a little too far. A Krotchy doll commercial starring Tim Wambolt, Mike Jaret, Joe Cerniglia and Krotchy! Story by Mike Jaret, improvs by Tim Wambolt.
Yankees For The Win
November 20, 2009
Yankees For The Win!
Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret!
For Christ's fucking sake... the Yankees have finally won the World Series again! I know that it has only been nine years since the Yank's last World Series victory but it has been a LONG FUCKING NINE YEARS!!
Umpiring Baseball
October 27, 2009
Umpiring Baseball
Blown Calls by Mike Jaret
Personally I have umpired baseball for around 12 years of my life. I mostly did little league baseball and a little bit of highschool and above. For a little while I actually umpired some minor league professional spring training baseball...
Versus is for Rednecks
September 15, 2009
Versus is for Rednecks
Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret
Hello friends, my anger today is squarely directed towards the good people of Comcast Cable. In an effort to boost their own profits it appears that Comcast has raised the rates for the network, Versus, that they own.
David Ortiz on Steroids
August 01, 2009
David Ortiz on Steroids
Zitro... Zero or Hero? - by Mike Jaret
Many people my age remember a tubby character from our childhood, his name was Cookie Monster. Now kids of New England have a new cookie monster to look up to and his name is David Ortiz or ZitroTM.
Fuck Sidney Crosby and Kobe Bryant
June 16, 2009
"I Don't Hate The Penguins"
"But Sidney Crosby Can Suck My Balls" - by Mike Jaret
Hmm 2 championships won and both by teams I don’t like yet for some reason I am still amused. Lets start with the penguins, I fucking hate Sidney Crosby. I don’t HATE the Penguins, but that gay with the C on his jersey can suck my balls.
Sidney Crosby is a Whiny Pussy!
May 31, 2009
Sidney Crosby is a Whiny Pussy
Mike Jaret Explains Why
Who is he? Why is he so good at hockey? Why is he such a whiny pussy!? Not all of these questions will be answered here, (except the last one) Sidney Crosby is one of the whiniest pussies I've ever seen play the game of ice hockey!
Mike Jaret is now on Twitter
April 19, 2009
Mike Jaret is now on Twitter
http://twitter.com/mikejaret
"can you blow me where the pampers is?"
"hooked up to an EKG for nearly an hour...full of pretzels....off to KFC for my free lunch! THNX OPRAH!"
