October 4, 2010

Hockey Season Begins

An Article by Mike Jaret

It’s that time of year again, baseball season moves into the playoffs and hockey season begins. Yes I know, most people give a shit that football is back on, but I honestly don’t give a rat’s ass about football.

September 8, 2010

Mike Jaret on KLPX's Tech Talk

Exclusive Podcast

Mike Jaret of Running With Scissors was featured on The Frank Show: Tech Talk, an awesome new geeky segment on Tucson radio station 96.1 KLPX. Mike and Frank discuss the latest in the world of technology, check it out!

February 20, 2010

Stalking Krotchy

A Krotchy Doll Commercial

A sad story of one man's desperate obsession with Krotchy that goes a little too far. A Krotchy doll commercial starring Tim Wambolt, Mike Jaret, Joe Cerniglia and Krotchy! Story by Mike Jaret, improvs by Tim Wambolt.

November 20, 2009

Yankees For The Win!

Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret!

For Christ's fucking sake... the Yankees have finally won the World Series again! I know that it has only been nine years since the Yank's last World Series victory but it has been a LONG FUCKING NINE YEARS!!

October 27, 2009

Umpiring Baseball

Blown Calls by Mike Jaret

Personally I have umpired baseball for around 12 years of my life. I mostly did little league baseball and a little bit of highschool and above. For a little while I actually umpired some minor league professional spring training baseball...

September 15, 2009

Versus is for Rednecks

Sports Commentary by Mike Jaret

Hello friends, my anger today is squarely directed towards the good people of Comcast Cable. In an effort to boost their own profits it appears that Comcast has raised the rates for the network, Versus, that they own.

August 01, 2009

David Ortiz on Steroids

Zitro... Zero or Hero? - by Mike Jaret

Many people my age remember a tubby character from our childhood, his name was Cookie Monster. Now kids of New England have a new cookie monster to look up to and his name is David Ortiz or Zitro^TM.

June 16, 2009

"I Don't Hate The Penguins"

"But Sidney Crosby Can Suck My Balls" - by Mike Jaret

Hmm 2 championships won and both by teams I don’t like yet for some reason I am still amused. Lets start with the penguins, I fucking hate Sidney Crosby. I don’t HATE the Penguins, but that gay with the C on his jersey can suck my balls.