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Letter From Vince

Distortion is the best representation of reality


Freedom, Independence, Libertad… what a great concept… well, maybe in death, not in this country. BUT, that will not stop me from celebrating life, being alive, enjoying and taking care of my family, friends and pets.

No matter what your situation -- broke unemployed horny alcoholic drug addict healthy or dying -- you’re still alive. So go out and get drunk, smoke dope, get laid, exercise, eat right and start your own thing cause this new "transparent" government is anything but honest and hopeful.

On this day, our country’s birthday, I choose to honor all those who have served in our military, not those who pretend to govern for the people but whose only true agenda is their own greed. Welcome to the Second American Revolution!

- Vince




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