Letter From Vince - January 2010


January 28, 2009

Letter From Vince

Earthquakes


Nature is an amazing force. It can be beautiful, hot, wet, dry, trembling and stabilizing; and it is always natural. It can also be said that it is timely. The recent earthquake in Haiti has awakened the world to a country that was unknown to most and I’m very glad for the people who have survived. I’m very very glad for New Yorkers who will avoid another terror earthquake by not having the pseudo terrorist trials conducted in downtown Manhattan. I’m very very very glad for the recent political earthquake in Massachusetts for overthrowing the Kennedy empire. And most of all I predict an entertaining earthquake later this year when POSTAL III is released on console.



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