Letter From Vince

“Looking forward, turning back”

May is a beautiful month, my favorite, I was born in this month a long time ago, a time when life seemed simpler…

--Pizza was pizza, not like today when you can have ham & pineapple and whatever else on your slice
--walking was normal, it wasn’t an exercise
--school actually taught you something, not how to not get pregnant
--the Pope was Italian, and religion was about God not a reason to blow yourself up
--women were respected, with and without their clothes, not subjects for abuse
--the Constitution was fine with the Bill of Rights
--politics were respectfully corrupt, not blatant scumbag hypocrite thieves
--teabagging was dropping your balls on a chick's face, not old hippies parading around like professional masturbators
--And games were something kids did for fun, oh I look forward to another Spring, a new season of truth and consequence, please take me home...

Yours,
Vince

PS: Sure much of what I wrote above may be historically incorrect but hey I can make history whatever I want it to be, its 2009 and shit flies!

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