Fuck Sidney Crosby and Kobe Bryant
June 16, 2009
"I Don't Hate The Penguins"
"But Sidney Crosby Can Suck My Balls" - by Mike Jaret
Hmm 2 championships won and both by teams I don’t like yet for some reason I am still amused. Lets start with the penguins, I fucking hate Sidney Crosby. I don’t HATE the Penguins, but that gay with the C on his jersey can suck my balls.
If you haven’t already read my article CLICK HERE, but to compound issues, this fag didn’t even go to the handshake line immediately after they won. What kind of uppity douche-bag doesn’t follow one of the games sacred moments…Sidney Crosby, that’s who! And on that note, FUCK the Red Wings too, it’s a good day when the Wings lose, especially game 7 BUT this year I was cheering for them and only for one reason. My buddy Pete Odevin is such a douche when it comes to hockey arguments, whether its about the safety netting behind the goals or about whether Sidney Crosby can lick my nuts, that I wanted Detroit to win. That’s how much this douche annoys me about hockey…but alas he’s a friend, so big win for him! Have fun in the offseason Sidney, and make sure to wipe after you pee sitting down!
Next I will speak about the Lakers and Kobe Bryant. I DO NOT LIKE the Lakers or Kobe, but for some reason I found myself cheering for them to win this year. I have no reason, other then maybe I hate Dwight Howard a lot more then I hate Kobe, but good for Kobe. Now he can rape all the bitches he wants and get away with it. Hes got ANOTHER ring to put on that fist that he shoves in underage girls vaginas. I personally don’t think he deserved the MVP, but o well he got it! Maybe next year Phoenix can make it into the playoffs, and maybe that giant dancing guy….SHAQ, can make some baskets!
My next article will be on one David Ortiz, or as I like to call him ZITRO. So keep an eye out and if you have any comments or questions hit me up at mikej at runningwithscissors dot com or comment here!
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