Congratulations Joe Cerniglia! Shirt of the Week!
December 18, 2009
Congratulations Joe Cerniglia
For Earning designbyhumans.com Shirt of the Week!
Congratulations to POSTAL 3 Artist Joe Cerniglia for earning Shirt of the Week with his Cosmonaut design on designbyhumans.com. Thanks goes out to everyone who supported him! Also, look at the best sellers, he tops the list!
Top Five Fucked Up Infomercial Products
November 22, 2009
Top Five Fucked Up Infomercial Products
That You Secretly Wanna Inflict on Family and Friends!
As the idea of shopping makes us wanna stab out the eyes of some mall santa we still have a cheap (and disturbing) option. As anyone who's ever woken up out of a sound alcohol induced coma can tell you...
A Few Short Words About Dive Bars
August 04, 2009
A Few Short Words About Dive Bars
Nine Advice Tips by Joe Cerniglia
As a bar enthusiast (often read as "drunk") and a married man, I've grown to despise popular bars. Thick necked pinheaded jocks throwing attitude like jizz at a frat party, annoying bitches sounding like Mariah Carey in a woodchipper...
Hidden Travel Gems by Joe Cerniglia
June 2, 2009
Hidden Travel Gems
Joe Cerniglia's Guide To Strange Roadside Tourist Traps
As many of you begin planning your travels before u.s. roadways turn to molten tar in the summer sun, I would like to offer an alternative to tossing your hard earned cash to some moron in mouse ears...The humble tourist trap.
Top 10 Gifts For The Homicidal Maniac
December 06, 2008
Top 10 Gifts For The Homicidal Maniac
Or Stuff That I Want - by Joe Cerniglia
10. IT PUTS THE JACKET ON ITS SKIN!!!! For those who want to dress like Buffalo Bill, now's your chance. Made of synthetic human skin this disgusting bit of apparel is sure to test the convictions of any PETA jackass.
The top 7 things that could help curb America's ever mounting problems
October 27, 2008
Solutions For Our Nation - by Joe Cerniglia
The top 7 things that could help curb America's ever mounting problems
*Disclaimer: all items in this list are a lame attempt at humor. Neither the writer nor Running With Scissors condones violence or intolerance in any form. All suggestions or subliminal messages contained in this article (real or implied) are works of editorial comment and not meant to be taken seriously.
