August 27, 2003

POSTAL 2 Multiplayer Blitz's London!

Running With Scissors unloads its huge package on the ECTS!

Recognizing that international borders have never stopped despots (even digital ones), randy RWS set sights on defacing the White Cliffs by bringing POSTAL 2's black humor to Jolly Old England at the European Computer Trade Show.

"We figured it was the least we could do for Tony (Blair)," said Air Marshall Vince Desi, Running With Scissors' Chief of Nighttime Bombing Operations. "Tony's been a loyal ally through thick and thicker, so the Postal Dude figured he should drop by and 'level' the electronic media playing field for the Prime Minister.".

POSTAL 2 with Multiplayer gives gamers a chance to battle against everything from a small army of Gary Colemans to a terrorist towel convention to a redneck weenie roast gone bad - all in addition to the standard single-player carnage.

"I've personally slain and/or pissed on just about all of the NPC's in POSTAL 2 myself," said Chris Warrender, Publishing Director for Whiptail Interactive, the game's publisher in Europe and North America, "but now it's time for some 'big boy' action in the multiplayer version, and from what I've seen it'll be the most fun one can have outside of the bedroom or a very fast car. Bring it on, if you dare!"

While lubin' the tubes with POSTAL 2, the Scissors' team is in the middle of an international model search for their Postal Babes 2004 Calendar. So far, it has been reported Desi allegedly snatched a bearskin off a Grenadier Guard outside of Buckingham Palace and was later seen inviting women to "sit on his bearskin rug and pose" while taunting some incredibly annoyed animal rights protestors, blurting out, "Who cares?" as he continued his auditions.

POSTAL 2 for PC is currently available worldwide. POSTAL 2 Multiplayer will be available worldwide this December