Stuff That Doesn't Suck - Haunt


May 12, 2009

Stuff That Doesn't Suck - by Steve Wik

Haunt Comicbooks


Okay, this time I’m kinda breaking with tradition...
a little hopey-changey thing that I guess could be called: “Stuff that kinda sucks, but is somehow entertaining anyway”.

The Best Graphic Novel I Read in 2009 Was The Bible


January 02, 2010

The Best Graphic Novel I Read in 2009 Was The Bible

An Article by Bill Kunkel


Actually, it wasn't the entire Bible, just The Book of Genesis, but the fact that it was illustrated by Underground Comix Icon R. Crumb (W.W. Norton & Co./(US$25.95) made all the difference in the world.

Top Five Fucked Up Infomercial Products


November 22, 2009

Top Five Fucked Up Infomercial Products

That You Secretly Wanna Inflict on Family and Friends!


As the idea of shopping makes us wanna stab out the eyes of some mall santa we still have a cheap (and disturbing) option. As anyone who's ever woken up out of a sound alcohol induced coma can tell you...

A Few Short Words About Dive Bars


August 04, 2009

A Few Short Words About Dive Bars

Nine Advice Tips by Joe Cerniglia


As a bar enthusiast (often read as "drunk") and a married man, I've grown to despise popular bars. Thick necked pinheaded jocks throwing attitude like jizz at a frat party, annoying bitches sounding like Mariah Carey in a woodchipper...

Go Go Ackman Review


July 16, 2009

Go Go Ackman Touches The Postalmeister

"The Most Disturbing Game I’ve Ever Played"


What disturbs me about Go Go Ackman is, well, everything. This is easily the most disturbing Japanese export I've seen yet, and if you know what Urotsukidoji means (or squid pr0n), that's saying something!

Stuff That Doesn't Suck - by Steve Wik


July 4, 2009

Stuff That Doesn't Suck - by Steve Wik

Mars Attacks! Gum Cards


Continuing Running With Scissors' noble humanitarian effort to broaden your cultural awareness, we present the next in our series of highly educational treatises on topics of monumental importance.

Hidden Travel Gems by Joe Cerniglia


June 2, 2009

Hidden Travel Gems

Joe Cerniglia's Guide To Strange Roadside Tourist Traps


As many of you begin planning your travels before u.s. roadways turn to molten tar in the summer sun, I would like to offer an alternative to tossing your hard earned cash to some moron in mouse ears...The humble tourist trap.

Stuff That Doesn't Suck


April 20, 2009

Stuff That Doesn't Suck - by Steve Wik

Men's Adventure Magazines of the 1950's & 60's


Because we at RWS care so very deeply about your emotional development and cultural awareness, we realized it was our duty to apply some of our vast resources to the education of the underprivileged.
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