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Who We Are


Running With Scissors is an indie video game developer that makes hilarious games just for the hell of it. We are despised by Senator Lieberman, the United States Post Office and the Australian legislature (to name but three), for daring to produce the tasteless and insensitive videogames POSTAL and POSTAL 2.

Contrary to the "fear-enema" that some politicians and religious organizations would like to spray up the collective ass of the entire planet, we believe that the vast majority of people are, in fact, NOT inbred zombie murder-bots just waiting for some entertainment product to finish their "programming". We also do not believe that ANY creative industry should ever have to castrate itself under politically-motivated censorship guidelines designed around the imagined needs of six year-olds or clinically psychotic persons (unless that is their intended target audience, of course).

We believe that violence belongs in entertainment products - not in the streets.

But what do we know, we're just ignorant videogame developers.

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FUNNY   RWS   VIDEOS
Krotchy Doll Commercials Gary Coleman's Thriller RWS Developers Interview
RWS Atttends Teabag Party Japanese Krotchy Commercial RWS Does The Shanghai Walk
WAMBOLT BROTHERS SKECTH COMEDY
UPCOMING    EVENTS
January 1 - Verne Troyer's Birthday

January 3 - Sergio Leone's Birthday

January 11 - Mike Mirro's Birthday

January 13 - Traci Bingham's Birthday
THE   RWS   TEAM
Vince Desi Mike Jaret Steve Wik Tim Wambolt
Joe Cerniglia Bill Kunkel Jon Merchant Vinny Desi
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