POSTAL Babe Cat

Cati MF French is the perfect choice for a summer Postal Babe – hot, cool and refreshing! Born back east in Wayne, NJ, she also spent time in New England but more or less transplanted to Tucson at a young age and has lived here "on and off since I was a kid." However, she freely admits to not being a big fan of either the desert or traditional 9 to 5 jobs and has therefore found the perfect career path as a working model.

Her ambitions include owning her own bar ("I've been working my ass off on my business plan so I can get this shit set up," she told us.) and her plan for five years into the future involves her being "back in Rhode Island with my bar."

As for her feelings regarding her new status as a Postal Babe alongside former Playboy Playmates and other Great Hotties of Our Time, she reports: "It feels amazing," adding that "I was wicked excited when Mike contacted me. It's definitely an honor."

She's even a self-described game nerd who is intimately familiar with the POSTAL games. "I'm a huge nerd actually. I used to play POSTAL all the time. I just installed POSTAL 2 and a [modded] game and that's all I do now!" she admitted, laughing. She's even seen Uwe Boll's cinematic translation of the game and thought it "was pretty hilarious."

As usual, we concluded our talk with the obligatory question: Do you prefer Sex & Violence or Sex & Violins? And she didn't even blink before responding: "Sex and violence. I'm a fan of the song, and definitely a fan of actual sex and violence. That's how I roll."

Keep on rollin', Cati MF French, and welcome to the world of the Postal Babes!