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New Issue of Primecuts

New Halloween issue of Prime Cuts featuring POSTAL Babe Asha, gory movie lists, short films and tributes to the dead.

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Gary Coleman's Thriller

A Halloween spoof of the Michael Jackson Thriller video. Made by Tim Wambolt and performed by Gary Coleman and the dance talent of the POSTAL zombies.

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Restaurant Reviews

Italian food conneisour Vince Desi takes you on a tour of the best restaurants around and lets you know which ones to avoid

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POSTAL Pets

The Running With Scissors news from the world of POSTAL pets. Send us pictures of your pet to be featured on the website!

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Available now!

POSTAL Babes Mobile

The award winning Postal Babes Mobile game is available now for purchase from Herocraft, click for details!

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New RWS Store

New RWS Store

Exclusive merchandise from Running With Scissors available now in our new online store! Check it out!

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POSTAL The Movie

POSTAL The Movie

The controversial POSTAL movie is available now for purchase on unrated DVD and Blu-Ray, get yours today!

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New POSTAL Babe Galleries

The POSTAL Babe galleries have expanded! Many new POSTAL Babes and pictures have been added, including Bridget Marquardt from Playboy's The Girls Next Door!

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Stuff That Doesn't Suck

Because we care about your emotional development and cultural awareness, we share our vast resources to the education of the underprivileged.

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The Boob Tube

Bill Kunkel keeps you informed with the latest news, deaths and gossip in the world of television, from Kim Kardashian to Penn and Teller and more!

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Come Post With Us

Think Running With Scissors is psychotic? You should see our fans! Come post on the forums with us and join the insanity! (If you can handle it!)

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Krotchy Rides in Yankees Parade


November 05, 2009

Krotchy Rides in Yankees Parade

And Wins A Battle Rap Against Jay-Z


And rapper Jay-Z cried in defeat as Krotchy and his fellow New York Yankees, the winners of the World Series, took a stroll down the "Canyon of Heroes" in a ticker tape parade celebration for winning baseball's most coveted prize!

Yankees Win The World Series


November 04, 2009

Yankees Win The World Series

Thanks To Krotchy the Good Luck Charm


Our first Krotchy doll prototype turned out to be a good luck charm for us Yankee fans at Running With Scissors. The Yankees beat the Phillies 4 to 2, with the MVP title awarded to Hideki Matsui. Thanks Krotchy!

Dapper Grooming Lounge


November 02, 2009

Dapper Grooming Lounge

Tucsonans, Please Support Our Holiday Food Drive


Dear friends and patrons, for the entire month of November will be doing a canned food drive, for each can of food brought in recive a $1 off a haircut or shave, not exceeding 5 cans of food or $5 off per customer.

The Chrysalid Forebodings


October 31, 2009

The Chrysalid Forebodings

A Horror Short Film by Tim Wambolt


From first time director Tim Wambolt comes the story of an investigator embarking on a nightmarish journey to find proof of paranormal activity. During his research a haunting premonition causes him to discover magic the hard way.

Play POSTAL 3 at the Tucson Comic Con


October 30, 2009

Play POSTAL 3 at the Tucson Comic Con

Running With Scissors will be Attending


Attention Tucson, Running With Scissors will be attending the Tucson Comic Con this year and we're bringing POSTAL 3! That's right! Come join us at The Hotel Arizona on November 7th and we'll let you play POSTAL 3!

The Top 100 Goriest Movies Ever Made


October 29, 2009

The Top 100 Goriest Movies Ever Made

A Splatterfest Countdown List by Tim Wambolt


These are my own personal choices for the top 100 goriest movies of all time. Over-the-top gorefests with buckets of blood, disembowelments, head explosions, limb dismemberment and outrageous amounts of splatter!

The Top 100 Most Violent Movies Of All Time!


October 28, 2009

The Top 100 Most Violent Movies Ever Made

A Gruesome Countdown List by Tim Wambolt


Warning: These are the top 100 sickest, cruelest, most violent, gruesome, upsetting and sadistic films ever made! They contain torture, snuff, rape, animal cruelty, baby killing, genital mutilation and much more! You have been warned!
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