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Restaurant Reviews and Recipes!

Italian food conneisour Vince Desi takes you on a tour of the best restaurants around and lets you know which ones to avoid

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Submit pictures of your POSTAL pets to our website!

The Running With Scissors news from the world of POSTAL pets. Send us pictures of your pet to be featured on the website!

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The RWS Forums Are Back! Join The Insanity!

Come post with Steevee, RustyNail, Frisbee, Shnards, dazz1, Jabba, chinaman, AnnaNY, Jon M, Marvin, GeNoCyDe, evil man, Vyper, Bushido, Outlander and of course, most importantly, James Fiend!

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Available now!

POSTAL Babes Mobile available now!

The award winning Postal Babes Mobile game is available now for purchase from Herocraft, click for details!

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New Running With Scissors Merchandise

New Running With Scissors Merchandise

Exclusive merchandise from Running With Scissors available now in our new online store! Check it out!

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Available Now On DVD

POSTAL The Movie available Now On DVD

The controversial POSTAL movie is available now for purchase on unrated DVD and Blu-Ray, get yours today!

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New POSTAL Babe Galleries!

The POSTAL Babe galleries have expanded! Many new POSTAL Babes and pictures have been added, including Bridget Marquardt from Playboy's The Girls Next Door!

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Top 10 Words Gary Coleman Can't Pronounce


July 2, 2009

Top 10 Words Gary Coleman Can't Pronounce

The Real Reason For Our Marital Problems


"They say this REAL LIFE 40 year old virgin is ruining our marriage by refusing to put out, but really what bothers me is when he mispronounces words, saying "Ex-peshully" instead of especially, or "Urrrybody" instead of everybody...

Funny Cats and Lolcats Act Out Guns and Roses Lyrics


July 1, 2009

Lolcats in Paradise City

Funny Cats Acting Out Guns and Roses Lyrics


A hilarious lolcats video featuring pictures of funny cats acting out the lyrics to the Guns and Roses song Paradise City. If you liked Enter Sand(cat), you'll LOVE Paradise Kitty! Please show this video to your friends!

Michael Jackson Biographer on Icon's Career


June 30, 2009

Michael Jackson Biographer on Icon's Career

Biography Books and Unreleased Music Tracks by Michael Jackson


Running With Scissors' Mark Bego, author of the Michael Jackson biography books "On The Road With Michael" and "Michael Jackson Story" talks with ABC news about addiction and overdose.

Pizzeria Bianco Review Phoenix


June 29, 2009

Pizzeria Bianco

Pizza - Phoenix, AZ - Restaurant Review by Vince Desi


Mini Pie - Super fresh ingredients, homemade mozzarella, home grown basil, fennel sausage, Italian prosciutto from Italy and more. Enjoy some of the best pizza pie in America.

Michael Jackson Biography Books By Mark Bego


June 27, 2009

Michael Jackson Biography Books By Mark Bego

"Michael Jackson Story" and "On The Road With Michael"


Running With Scissors' own Mark Bego has published two biographies about Michael Jackson: "Michael Jackson story" and "On the Road With Michael" including over 80 exclusive pictures. Both books are available now for purchase on Amazon.

Michael Jackson is Dead


June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson is Dead!

WTF? Michael Jackson Died?


Here at Running with Scissors it is our belief that in this crazy fucked up POSTAL world, Wacko Jacko's death is nothing more then a cover up of the truth: Kim Jong il and North Korea have launched a missile filled with the Iranian president's secret sauce.

Macho Man by Randy Jones of The Village People


June 25, 2009

Macho Man - Book by Randy Jones and Mark Bego

The Disco Era and the Coming Out of Gay America


Come celebrate Randy's book release at MARFA NYC Restaurant, 101 2nd Street Between 1st & A, Thursday, June 25, 6 pm to 9 pm. Featuring a special performance of Y.M.C.A. by Randy Jones and the Ladies of Lucky Chengs as the Village People.
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