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Krotchy Dolls Released

Now you can own Krotchy; stuff him in your stockings or down the front of your pants! This Holiday season give the gift of a package!

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New Issue of Primecuts

New Halloween issue of Prime Cuts featuring POSTAL Babe Asha, gory movie lists, short films and tributes to the dead.

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Gary Coleman's Thriller

A Halloween spoof of the Michael Jackson Thriller video. Made by Tim Wambolt and performed by Gary Coleman and the dance talent of the POSTAL zombies.

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Restaurant Reviews

Italian food conneisour Vince Desi takes you on a tour of the best restaurants around and lets you know which ones to avoid

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POSTAL Pets

The Running With Scissors news from the world of POSTAL pets. Send us pictures of your pet to be featured on the website!

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Available now!

POSTAL Babes Mobile

The award winning Postal Babes Mobile game is available now for purchase from Herocraft, click for details!

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New RWS Store

New RWS Store

Exclusive merchandise from Running With Scissors available now in our new online store! Check it out!

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POSTAL The Movie

POSTAL The Movie

The controversial POSTAL movie is available now for purchase on unrated DVD and Blu-Ray, get yours today!

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New POSTAL Babe Galleries

The POSTAL Babe galleries have expanded! Many new POSTAL Babes and pictures have been added, including Bridget Marquardt from Playboy's The Girls Next Door!

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Stuff That Doesn't Suck

Because we care about your emotional development and cultural awareness, we share our vast resources to the education of the underprivileged.

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The Boob Tube

Bill Kunkel keeps you informed with the latest news, deaths and gossip in the world of television, from Kim Kardashian to Penn and Teller and more!

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Krotchy Dolls Now Available For Purchase!


November 18, 2009

Krotchy Dolls Are Finally Here!

Order Yours Today!


Half plush, half beans, all BALLS! These are much better than the ones in the POSTAL movie! Now you can own Krotchy; stuff him in your stockings or down the front of your pants! This Holiday season give the gift of a package!

POSTAL 3 Shown at Tucson Comic Con and IgroMir


November 17, 2009

POSTAL 3 Tours the World

Demo Shown at IgroMir and Tucson Comic Con


From a comic book convention in its own hometown to the IgroMir game expo halfway around the world, Running With Scissors has been on the move, showing off the latest in its famous series of POSTAL video games.

POSTAL 3 Interview on Critical Gamer


November 14, 2009

New POSTAL 3 Interview and Screenshots

Critical Gamer Talks with Vince Desi and Steve Wik


Critical Gamer, the new online video game news site, conducts a hilarious POSTAL 3 interview with Running With Scissors CEO Vince Desi and POSTAL creator Steve Wik. This interview contains new POSTAL 3 information and exclusive screenshots.

Hanger Review


November 12, 2009

Hanger

A Review of Ryan Nicholson's Gross Out Comedy


Hanger is the forth feature length film from master special effects wizard Ryan Nicholson, the director of Live Feed, Gutterballs and Torched. It's an offensive, racist, pornographic gorefest in the tradition of Terror Firmer.

Happy Veteran's Day!


November 11, 2009

Happy Veteran's Day!

Running With Scissors Supports The Troops


In honor of the brave men and women fighting for our Country and our freedom, Running With Scissors would like to show our appreciation for you heros by launching our own Military section of this website dedicated to the troops.

Russian Igro Show, 2009


November 10, 2009

Russian Igro Show, 2009

Akella shows POSTAL 3


Akella had a huge POSTAL 3 display at the 2009 Russian Igro video game exposition, complete with a trailer, POSTAL Babes, life size cut outs of the Dude and Jennifer Walcott and blow up dolls that people were sword fighting with.

Tucson Comic Con 2009


November 09, 2009

Tucson Comic Con 2009

With POSTAL 3 Demo on Display


Running With Scissors had their own table setup at the 2009 Tucson Comic Con with a playable demo of the ultra gory POSTAL 3. There was also a Christian video game company in attendance that was reportedly very, very upset with us.
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